After the wettest couple of months ever, Tourism B.C. is struggling to come up with catchy new ad slogans to get the world to come to the coast in February.
Here are some suggestions:
1) “ Californians are flocking to Vancouver, there’s no drought about it…”
2) “ Come and enjoy Vancouver’s fifty shades of grey lifestyle…”
3) “ Come to Vancouver – it’s just like that plain in Spain…”
4) “ Vancouver, winter home of the Canadian Olympic storm watching team.
5) “ Shell Busey says, “Vancouver – good, wetter, west…”
6) “ Come to Vancouver- it’s wet, but it’s a dry wet.”
7) “ Come to Vancouver and leave that greasy suntan oil behind…”
8) “ Super, saturated, British Columbia.”
9) “ Come to Vancouver , no resevoirations needed.”
10) “ Enjoy B.C.’s great outdoors – now with no campfire restrictions…”
Please feel free to add your own.
You’ve got some zingers there, Jim!
I’ll add: “Vancouver: our city is slicker.”
“Vancouver: the Pacific’s loss is our rain.”
I’m making myself ill…
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